Volume
55 - June 2011 Humorous speaking special
Editor Author of The Law is an Ass...Make Sure it Doesn't Bite Yours!
The seven highly effective habits of introducing a speaker
Introducing a speaker is an opportunity which is often badly done. Here are seven things to consider the next time that you introduce a speaker:
Although, an introduction is not about you, it could be if you do it well. JF Extract from How to Make a Funny Legal Presentation ....... and other things that they did not teach you at law school a book by Paul Brennan to be released shortly. (c) Paul Brennan 2011. All rights reserved. Click here for books, eBooks and CDs by Paul Brennan.
How to thank the guest speaker - the five advantages After a certain age thanking the guest speaker can become speaker’s favourite position. Sad I know. There are basically five advantages of this short speaking opportunity which are:
Here are three tips:
The speakers is usually flattered that you paid enough attention and can trot out three things that they have said. Thanking the guest speaker is usually interpreted as saying how much you enjoyed it and how good they were. However, I suggest that you avoid being ingratiating and sickly as it bores the audience unless it is dead short (funerals excepted). Of course, if I am the speaker, go for your life. (c) Paul Brennan 2011. All rights reserved. Click here for books, eBooks and CDs by Paul Brennan.
John Fytit’s International Legal Problem Page. YOUR LEGAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Dear John My lawyer has nagged me for years about making a will. He said it is one of the cheapest legal things that I can do. I finally gave him instructions but he expressed no joy at my change of heart. He then charged me like there was no tomorrow. What's going on? TN, Mauritius Dear TN, In the past, there was always an unspoken understanding that a client, having made a will, would do the right thing and promptly fall off the perch. Now, even clients who have every intention of pegging it, seem to hang on. Medical practice has changed. It used to be three score years and ten and that was your lot but now doctors seem to go all out to keep people going. Losing a few patients, here and there, no longer seems acceptable to the medical profession. Doctors say that they are just trying to meet the elevated expectations of relatives as a result of hospital dramas. Worse still, clients are being encouraged by well-meaning financial planners and others in the finance industry to make wills long before they have any intention of dying at all. Therefore, will prices which have traditionally been based on a quick turnaround, have had to go up. Some firms keep prices down by offering an Early Bird Discount to try to attract the more serious players who although dying still find it hard to resist a bargain. Try saying that you haven't been feeling well that may help. JF Send your legal questions to john.fytit@lawanddisorder.com.au
Warning:
John Fytit is the name of the central cartoon charter in Law & Disorder cartoons which started in Hong Kong in 1992. He is from the fictitious Hong Kong firm Fytit & Loos (pronounced “Fight it and Lose”). A very unsuccessful name as people read “Fytit” as “Fit it”. The International Problem Page started in 2005. (c) Paul Brennan 2011. All rights reserved. Click here for the relaunched "John Fytit’s International Legal Problem Page". Extracts also appear at 101 Reasons to Kill All the Lawyers Blog at http://101reasonstokillallthelawyers.com/ The next legal cartoon app called "Lawyers in Love" will contain a series of legal cartoons to appeal to lawyers and anyone who is romantically involved with a lawyer or thinking of it. It will have international application as the mating habits of lawyers are thought to be the same for the 1M lawyers in the USA, the 1M lawyers in India, the two lawyers in Adelaide and the millions of other lawyers around the world except maybe those in Toronto and Essex. The App will feature cartoons which have appeared in the Hong Kong Tatler and legal magazines internationally. Offers of sponsorship are invited from companies, other publications, educational institutions, law firms, government bodies etc. For a sponsor pack please send an email to info@lawanddisorder.com.au Sunshine Coast Speaking Events : Paul Brennan will be
Disclaimer: The content of the Law & Disorder eZine is to give you legal basics and in some instances included unashamedly to try and make you laugh. In law it is sometimes difficult to work out what is serious and what is just for fun. Therefore, if you plan to do anything legal, rely on your own lawyer’s advice or instruct me to look at the particular facts of your case. Not only will I deny responsibility for the legal content but also for some of the jokes.
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