Volume 75 - February 2013
In this issue:
My lawyer is full of himself. He is not so bad when I see him on his own in his office, but when we are at meetings with others, especially lawyers, he becomes quite unbearable. Should I tell him?
Some lawyers do have a lot to feel smug about. It is just that most of them are exceptionally good at hiding it.
I find lawyers with a slightly regal presence, male or female, can add to the occasion of any meeting. If you have seen Lady Catherine de Bourgh in the BBC production of Pride and Prejudice, you will know the sort of thing I mean.
However, lawyers with a pained expression and whiny tone are hard to bear. When I get to that stage, I intend to seek help.
You can tell your lawyer, but it sounds as if he may have developed Attention Pained Rectal Attorney Trauma ("APRAT") for which the most effective course is an intervention by his own partners. Some firms set aside every Monday for such interventions, so it may just be a matter of booking him in.
(c) Paul Brennan 2013. All rights reserved. Extract from John Fytit’s International Legal Problem Page. For more go to https://www.lawanddisorder.com.au/legaladvicepage.html
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Q1. Can it be about my own lawyer?
A1. Yes, but only if he or she has a sense of humour. So, probably not.
Q2. Will I receive a bill?
A2. No, it is absolutely free. Although, if a bank becomes a sponsor a Certificate of Independent Legal Advice may be required.
Q3. Can accountants enter?
A3. See A1. (above).
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