Legal and other Quotations

 

A short prison sentence tends to be somebody else’s one.

Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog

Experience helps you to recognise a legal mistake the 2nd time around usually only after you have made it again.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomer Edition

Martin Luthur King said "The law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me".  Most magistrates feel the same way.

Paul Brennan-Law & Disorder Blog

Mark Twain said “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand”.

This does not seem to apply to judges and magistrates so keep it funereal for the best results.

Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog

For some lawyers, posing is 9/10th of the law

Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog

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The Bible says “Law is not for the righteous, but for the lawless, disobedient, ungodly, unholy, profane”.  Despite this a career in the law does have appeal.

Extract from John Fytit’s Legal Career Advice Column (written by Paul Brennan on the Law & Disorder Blog)

Never leave your money to your pet for life as it is a death sentence.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomer Edition

You making a will is not important at all.  But ensuring that anyone who could remotely leave money to you makes their will.  Now that’s important.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomers Edition

If you are in a legal hole stop digging.

Paul Brennan-The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes...and how to avoid them

It is not whether you will win or lose-it is the expense and stress of

being in the litigation game that is the killer.

Paul Brennan-The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes....and how to avoid them

Is law expensive?  Only if it is done right.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomers Edition

Property lawyers are a little like your mother they wish you to find a home and live happily ever after but delight in pointing out flaws in the one that you have chosen.

Paul Brennan - Law & Disorder eZine

Legal problems can be hilarious provided that they are someone elses

Paul Brennan - The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes...and how to avoid them

There is great satisfaction in explaining difficult legal principles in an easy way so people understand, but no money.

Paul Brennan - How to Make a Funny Legal Presentation ....... and other things that they did not teach you at law school

The great thing with regrets is that you can still thoroughly enjoy them at the time.

Paul Brennan - How to Make a Funny Legal Presentation ....... and other things that they did not teach you at law school

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