Legal and other Quotations
A short prison sentence tends to be somebody else’s one.
Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog
Experience helps you to recognise a legal mistake the 2nd time around usually only after you have made it again.
Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomer Edition
Martin Luthur King said "The law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me". Most magistrates feel the same way.
Paul Brennan-Law & Disorder Blog
Mark Twain said “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand”.
This does not seem to apply to judges and magistrates so keep it funereal for the best results.
Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog
For some lawyers, posing is 9/10th of the law
Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog
The Bible says “Law is not for the righteous, but for the lawless, disobedient, ungodly, unholy, profane”. Despite this a career in the law does have appeal.
Extract from John Fytit’s Legal Career Advice Column (written by Paul Brennan on the Law & Disorder Blog)
Never leave your money to your pet for life as it is a death sentence.
Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomer Edition
You making a will is not important at all. But ensuring that anyone who could remotely leave money to you makes their will. Now that’s important.
Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomers Edition
If you are in a legal hole stop digging.
Paul Brennan-The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes…and how to avoid them
It is not whether you will win or lose-it is the expense and stress of
being in the litigation game that is the killer.
Paul Brennan-The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes…and how to avoid them
Is law expensive? Only if it is done right.
Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomers Edition
Property lawyers are a little like your mother they wish you to find a home and live happily ever after but delight in pointing out flaws in the one that you have chosen.
Paul Brennan - Law & Disorder eZine
Legal problems can be hilarious provided that they are someone elses
Paul Brennan - The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes…and how to avoid them
There is great satisfaction in explaining difficult legal principles in an easy way so people understand, but no money.
Paul Brennan - How to Make a Funny Legal Presentation ....... and other things that they did not teach you at law school to be released shortly.
The great thing with regrets is that you can still thoroughly enjoy them at the time.
Paul Brennan - How to Make a Funny Legal Presentation ....... and other things that they did not teach you at law school to be released shortly.
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The content of this site and the Law & Disorder eZine is to give you legal basics and in some instances included unashamedly to try and make you laugh. In law it is sometimes difficult to work out what is serious and what is just for fun. Therefore, if you plan to do anything legal, rely on your own lawyer’s advice or instruct me to look at the particular facts of your case. Not only will I deny responsibility for the legal content but also for some of the jokes.
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