Legal and other Quotations

Failure is more interesting than success however there is usually not so much money in it

Paul Brennan-The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes…and how to avoid them

A short prison sentence tends to be somebody else’s one. 

Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog

Experience helps you to recognise a legal mistake the 2nd time around usually only after you have made it again.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomer Edition

Martin Luthur King said "The law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me".  Most magistrates feel the same way.

Paul Brennan-Law & Disorder Blog

Mark Twain said “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand”. 

This does not seem to apply to judges and magistrates so keep it funereal for the best results.

Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog

For some lawyers, posing is 9/10th of the law

Paul Brennan- Law & Disorder Blog

The Bible says “Law is not for the righteous, but for the lawless, disobedient, ungodly, unholy, profane”.  Despite this a career in the law does have appeal.

Extract from John Fytit’s Legal Career Advice Column (written by Paul Brennan on the Law & Disorder Blog)

Never leave your money to your pet for life as it is a death sentence.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomer Edition

 You making a will is not important at all.  But ensuring that anyone who could remotely leave money to you makes their will.  Now that’s important.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomers Edition

If you are in a legal hole stop digging.

Paul Brennan-The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes…and how to avoid them

It is not whether you will win or lose-it is the expense and stress of

being in the litigation game that is the killer.

Paul Brennan-The 10 Greatest Legal Mistakes…and how to avoid them

Is law expensive?  Only if it is done right.

Paul Brennan-The Legal Guide To Dying-Baby Boomers Edition

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The content of this site and the Law & Disorder eZine is to give you legal basics and in some instances included unashamedly to try and make you laugh.  In law it is sometimes difficult to work out what is serious and what is just for fun.  Therefore, if you plan to do anything legal, rely on your own lawyer’s advice or instruct me to look at the particular facts of your case.  Not only will I deny responsibility for the legal content but also for some of the jokes.

© Paul Brennan 2009.

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